Naked man with hands in his pockets
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper

(Fonte: l0stkeys, via devinisdead)
i think the weirdest thing about tumblr is how you can follow someone for a long time and learn their whole life story right down to their little quirks and in your head they’re almost like friends but to them you can be like just one notification on their dash every now and then and that’s it
thank you, now i feel useless…i think i’m goin’ to kill myself
(Fonte: lachowskiz, via volatile--times)
i just figured out how to play The who’s “baba o’riley” on my yamaha keyboard and i’m happy and i’m shitting rainbows and i am proud of myself
if only i knew playing the keyboard decently
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
(Fonte: babylizard, via volatile--times)
This is the official ‘i care’ symbol. This is how it works:
Basically you reblog this, and your followers know that you care and that they can message you about anything anon or not and you will reply back or at least look at their message. If you care about your followers please reblog.
(via random-aka-mery)
these are the best set of images on the internet. I am slightly bias as I am part of them, but still, AREN’T THEY JUST GREAT?!
This is why I love the UK YouTubers.
Holy shit these people are amazing.
tomska!
(via random-aka-mery)
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :) <3
I’ll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times.
where’s the “OEMGOD SUCH A GAMURR LOVE MY PS4” caption?
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Innanzitutto questo post qui, questo qui, quello che sto digitando qui adesso qui, sarà un post senza riferimenti diretti a fatti avvenuti per davvero, non voglio destare eccessivi casini (se usassi riferimenti espliciti verrei lapidato all’istante)
Vorrei parlarvi di Rispetto; non il rispetto verso un’istituzione, un’etnia o qualsiasi altra cosa, ma bensì il rispetto verso le persone defunte (per gli ignoranti dimmerda, le persone morte)
Rispetto che non va portato verso chi muore suicida o per un’overdose, quelle sono persone vuote e stupide, ma rispetto verso chi è morto di una malattia o perchè è stato coinvolto in una disgrazia o ancora perchè è stato ammazzato da una testa di cazzo.
E come si rispetta un defunto? Semplice, ricordandolo decorosamente.
Parlare di egli/ella, ricordare momenti passati insieme e portarlo sempre nella nostra mente e nel nostro cuore, ecco come si fa.
Ricordare un defunto NON DEVE ESSERE una scusa per trarre un profitto, anche se questo profitto verrà devoluto in beneficenza rimane sempre profitto, fare soldi con gente che non è più in mezzo a noi.
è ora di finirla con queste pagliacciate, o si ricordano TUTTE le persone morte per una precisa causa o ognuno se le ricorda A CASA SUA.
mi piacerebbe che questo post arrivi alla mente dei “colpevoli”..
so today at break i ripped a plastic cup when it still had water in it and even though the rip went below the water line, the water stayed in the cup rather than pouring out through the lil’ gap. have i broken science?
no, you broke a good plastic cup.
(via shipsnthenight)
why want the d when you can have the p
can i have a 3,14 with extra cheese please?
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